What does that mean? Bullmoose- Someone that has taken a sacred oath to always have a beer in their left hand and furthermore to always be on the way to keg if their beer is empty.  In short, a great man.

Bullmoose Call- A Bullmoose Call is made when a Bullmoose is caught by a fellow Bullmoose with a beer in their right hand and no beer in their left hand.  This is just a friendly reminder and should be appreciated by the gentleman being called on.  To show thanks for the correction the gentleman will chug as fast as they can the contents of the container in their right hand.  I would generally limit this to one 60 oz pitcher.  If the Bullmoose has for example two pitchers in his right hand then he must only chug one of them.  Unless he thinks that he can handle more.  I have done the two pitcher chug in ten minutes. 

False Moose- When someone makes a Bullmoose Call on a fellow Bullmoose and there is no infraction.  For example: let's say that you have a beer in your right hand and you are hiding a beer behind your back in your left hand.  This is completely within the rules and the person making the call would then have to chug whatever beer they have in their hand.

Baiting  a False Moose in this way can get very creative and is encouraged.

Double Fisting-  I doubt that there are many people coming to this site that don't know what double fisting is, but here is the definition anyway.  Double fisting is when you have a drink in each hand saving you trips to the bar.

Hazing- A rite of passage?  I say Yes.  Hazing is a way to have people demonstrate their commitment to a group and to show how much they want to be in that club.  All Bullmooses should be offended when they see hazing laws enacted at universities across the country. 

What do hazing laws do.  Hazing laws stop individuals from working hard to gain acceptance from their peers.  There is a segment of society that does not have the self control to know their limits (or are just simply weaklings.)  Hazing laws suggest that this very small group must be protected from themselves.  Unfortunately for the rest of us it apparently means no fun.

I say "F" that.  It just doesn't seem fair that I can't tell Marques Vernon to drink a couple of beers out of my rugby cleat that has a pubic hair from some Puerto Rican kid, because some kid that fell out a window after having a few too many, and his Mom lobbied the state to create a law.  It's un American.  And it's harshing my buzz.